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The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. At the end of the day: the car isnt washed, the bills arent paid, there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, the flowers dont have enough water, there is still only one cheque in my cheque book, I cant find the remote, I cant find my glasses, and I dont remember what I did with the car keys.
The woman walked up to the examiner and said, "I've answered this question in all four ways, the wall, the cliff, the young man, the old man. The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.
The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an a**hole! The 'violator' has a bad driving record with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.
We don't necessarily like the music - all that hip hop and rap tap - but we can't seem to do anything about it." Judge: "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? The officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.
When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. " I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, Ill be looking for the remote, but I wont remember that its on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first Ill water the flowers.Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.Next day, Paddy goes to the hospital and asks after Mick. Paddy couldn't believe it, but there's Mick out the back exercising his now re-attached arm.
The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey, the donkey fell into the river and drowned.